Hey Watcher, you sure about that?
I heard a possible confirmation from the brother-in-law of a friend of a friend of a 3rd cousin who might have read a possible story on the internet by an anonymous source that said there WILL be layoffs in April. Only that other is off by a li'l bit.
From what is being rumored, they won't even bother with conference rooms, that took too long last time. Just gonna line everyone up in the Cafeteria and herd 'em out the door. So if you got an invite to the Globalcast on April 30, maybe you should start getting worried (or not). Maybe it's really an invite to speak with some folks from HR. Think about this. A. The invite is on a Tuesday. The last 2 mass layoffs were on TUESDAY. Second, the time is 9:00...all previous GCs were at 8:30, need time to get everyone there after dropping off kids or whatev's. And finally, D, there is only ONE invite to the GC. All the times in the past, there were FOUR invites to cover the various shifts, very very odd if you ask me. So think about it.
Hecky sticks, I've already lined up another job to start in mid-May and went looking for new transportation this weekend so I'll have a new ride picked out when I get my mondo sayonara paycheck in a few weeks. Time for my Big Pivot...whooooooo!!!!