Randall has been in hiding all this time and comes up with that? yikes
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Our current mission will yield targeted ads and the fulfillment of John Stankey's dream of having everyone watch TV several hours a day on itty bitty screens. Our past mission, yielded the following results: The Transistor, Cellular Telephone Technology,Solar Cells,Laser,Digital Transmission and Switching, Communications Satellites,Touch-Tone Telephone, Data Networking,First Long-Distance Television Transmission,Radio Astronomy,First Binary Digital Computer,Long-Distance Computing,Direct Distance Dialing,First Transatlantic Telephone Cable,First Electronic Central Office Switch,Evidence of the Big Bang, First Lightwave Communications System, Karamarkar Linear Programming Algorithm, Fractional Quantum Hall Effect,First Commercial DWDM, Information Theory, Charge Coupled Device, C, C++, UNIX, MOSFETS, Six Sigma, Karnaugh Mapping, Molecular Beam Epitaxy, 1st 32 bit processor, TDMA and CDMA protocols, Laser Cooling and Electron Lithography. I doubt many Nobel Prizes will be granted for "Itty Bitty Screen Watching and Targeted Ads."
Keep smiling and keep milking this cow dry... the execs can keep spewing whatever bs they want... these asshats are going to have to pay me to leave...
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Randal the Vandal. No that’s a book I would read.
Aw c-ap, was I supposed to read that email, now you guys got me searching for it in the deleted bucket
Dude, my Manager also wants to do a book club in the group. The big shark s..t, the small fish eats their c..p and say Thank you it was very tasty. What a joke.
The best part of the email was the reference to Zandr. We're going to inspire human progress by using customer-related data to serve advertising to customers. That sounds like human progress to me. NOT.
I don’t know if you’ve heard but there’s also a book club.
human progress in finding another another job. good job randy!
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"This might sound lofty to you, but it shouldn't. This is fundamentally what we're about as a company — and we're already doing it. Each part of our business is inspiring human progress every day in different ways."
Repeat this 5 times each night before bedtime while you wonder about paying the mortgage in April and beyond . . .
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