Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

One day in an alternate universe in the year 2048...

Gee Grandpa can you tell us again about how go90 was created?

Well ok little grandchild ... You see go90 wasn't always the raging success it is today, in fact at one time little kids like you didn't even have go90!

No go90!? But Grandpa how could kids watch videos if there was no go90?I

Well it wasn't easy my little grandchild of unspecified gender, kids used to have to go to YouTube for themselves.

But Grandpa! How can a kid get to YouTube without first going through go90? That would cost a fortune!

Well back then you could, that was before President Pai took over the internet as head of fcc and helped all us poor folks! Before that we just went to whatever website we wanted to. It was very confusing. President Pai did such a good job saving us all from the internet and that is how he went on and became President! ThAt and several large bags of money that he had the good fortune to find one day in international waters.

But that's another story...you asked about go90, well you see it all started in a garage.

A garage?I

That's right a garage. But not just any garage! This garage had unfinished floors! Anyway in this garage there was a guy standing! a guy named Wallace Colyer....

But Grandpa! Why were they in a garage? Did it have to do with HUM?

Nope they were in the garage because they were so cool. You see back in 2014 it was considered really cool for corporate types to hang out in garages all day.

But why were the floors "unfinished" Gramps?

You sure do ask a lot of questions kid! Unfinished floors were also considered very cool in 2014.

But why?

I don't know grandchild, I just don't know...

(To be continued ?...)

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Kek

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Post ID: @1srl+V3zEClR

I am the cool guy that came up with the name Oath. Isn't it great!

And I am the only one on the executive bio page that is not dressed appropriately.

https://www.verizon.com/about/our-company/executive-bios

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Post ID: @1oif+V3zEClR

That's funny. What's go90?

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Post ID: @1lxp+V3zEClR

Walden, Angiolet..... so stupid. They deserve the blame for go90. Oh, and the name? That's Diego's abortion.

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Post ID: @1dsx+V3zEClR

Wallace colyer grandpah?? But he was an unshaven overweight mess! Why would they have hired him granddaddy??

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Post ID: @1cby+V3zEClR

go90 was the bestest thing ever created by a blond bimb0

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Post ID: @inz+V3zEClR

A wireless post that even wireline guys like myself can enjoy reading while on the toilet, as i currently am. Nice post!

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