Arrogant Citrix Cloud Product Management

So part of the self-inflicted wounds for Citrix Cloud is the arrogant product management bozos that are flying around the world trying to put out customers fires by telling them they don't understand the overall picture of cloud.

What a bunch of arrogant morons.

When you have to tell the customer they are wrong because your sh--ty product does not work is the day you have lost all credibility with the customer.

All the Citrix Cloud product managers need to be fired and replaced by competent people to put the products back on track. Currently only 2% of Citrix customer have adopted Citrix Cloud and see no compelling need to more to a managed control plane. This is the fault of product management.

Fire our own incompetent people before blaming the customer.

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The quality of Citrix products is bad, and it's been getting worse for years now...

“Small”

“Isolated”

No big deal.

Investigating- 17/08 9:05am EDT

We are investigating an isolated issue where a small subset of customers are experiencing issues with new connector installs and upgrades

Investigating- 17/08 9:05am EDT

Investigating- 17/08 8:15am EDT

We are investigating an isolated issue where a small subset of customers are experiencing issues with new connector installs and upgrades

"It's a lot like cancer, it's everywhere but you never think it's going to happen to you," says a high-level Silicon Valley banker. "A lot of people in tech don't take him seriously and some of those people now aren't running their companies anymore.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/nathanvardi/2014/02/03/the-33-year-old-hedge-fund-investor-shaking-up-silicon-valley/#655f44bc3411

There are clowns in citrix posting pics with magic leap! These guys haven't produced anything for the company in years.

On the other hand, a lot of hard working people get no credit and are laid off because they don't s--- up to managers. Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be!

These guys only club is all a bunch of arrogant asses with little experience or compassion for the customer.

They should all be fired and start over

Lots of head cleanup required before any of that Citrix Cloud crap ever works properly .

Everyone of those PMs is just shoehorning things into VM technology.

No original thought in any of those teams from south Florida

THEY HAVE NO CLOUD BOZOS.... IT CALLED CITRIX RUNNING THEIR STUFF ON AMAZON AWS OR AZURE

“It is my distinct privilege to announce the promotions of sridharcitrix and juancitrix to Senior Vice President! Please join me in celebrating each of them and their enormous contributions to citrix. Congratulations, gentlemen it’s a pleasure to know and work with you both.”

Says the guy who promoted them and who leads the cloud clown parade.

https://twitter.com/pjhough/status/1024783322654932993

The crappy Workspace runs on the fake Citrix cloud.

You’re confusing Citrix Cloud PM with workspaces PM. Citrix Cloud PMs are great.

Machine Creation Services down for hours. What is your SLA, asks Mr Customer to the support person!!!

Resolved- 27/07 5:15am EDT

At this point - we believe that all services are recovered and performing as would normally be expected.

If there are further concerns or issues with services, please contact Citrix Technical Support.

Monitoring- 26/07 11:38pm EDT

We're monitoring an issue with a third party provider that may impact machine creation services.

We are continuing to work on this and will update this page once we have further information.

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