Post updates if you have any!
7 replies (most recent on top)
I shouldn't have stopped for the haircut.
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
I hear those things are awfully loud...
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs.
Were you sent here by the devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level.
The ring came off my pudding can.
Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
Once again...
Monorail!
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Mono... D'oh!
Monorail...monorail...monrail!
@spk, I’m not sure you’d recognize an intentional joke even if it were wearing a placard reading “I AM A JOKE”. Sheeesh. 😞
Relax Buzz Killington, I think the OP, and many others, understood quite well and got the joke.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to post and remove all doubt 😂
Hehe...mule...
Not sure if original poster realizes these aren't real places.