Once upon time, there was a nice monster...It grew several heads, each one was supposed to complement the others to create the biggest baddest thing on this planet. Unfortunately the heads multiplied, and started attacking each other, creating smaller heads which in turn followed the example and started attacking not only the opposing heads but even the same family of heads. They bit spat lied cheated and developed a new style of warfare which made gold from this. Along came a brave but somewhat greedy princesse...she had a host of knights and kings, and princes at her command. But instead of stopping the HyPdrE, she told them to ride it...encourage it..feed the noxious flames spewing from it ... make more heads ... cause chaos for gold. The Princesse knew that her Aunt, the Queen of False Hearts was sat in an ivory tower waiting with an empty cask which needed filling. Little by little the cask was filled. Little by little the heads were severed, but to encourage her faithful blind lovers to continue their struggle, she employed little gnomes from afar, who worked not for gold, but for peanuts....A currency the Princesse knew well. She fed them on peanuts whilst the scurried around the bottom doing whatever it is they did, she didnt care, slowly but surely, the heads had started to devour the body.........The plan was working, she would soon have no beast to fight, her minions were doing well picking up the gold and stuffing their little faces with peanuts...... But just as the Princesse was on Ebay trying to pick up some new furniture for her Ivory tower (Not as easy nor as cheap as it used be, but then again she knew that).... She turned around..... There were no crowds, no spectators, they had all sassed off into a crowd.... The horror turned into shock, shock into panic..... And then she let out a curdling scream ..... NOOOOOO HyPdrE could no longer produce gold if it wasn't watched or loved by paying customers ..... Lonely she sat as the last of her army killed itself, and the gnomes still demanding peanuts started to eat themselves and the remains of the army..... The princesse knew it was the end of the HyPdrE .... Night Night THE END