MIT Scientist provided the following formula to show exactly how the Union is banging so many spineless scabby wife's.
Walking in Circle Spreed (WCS) x Yelling Incoherent Insult (YII) x Acts of Sabotage (AS) = Reach of Space Time Bang Distance in 100 miles
So if a Union employee walks in one slow circle yells Scab 3 times and cuts one fiber you get this
1x3x1=3 (in hundreds of miles)
This means that one fat slob can actually be banging your wife 300 miles away. Science is following the strike closely because in theory if the strike goes on long enough these fine folks will be banging scan wives on other planets