Word on the street is that strikers are plying homeless people with laxative infused chili and a $20 spot and sending them into wireless stores... They are given direct orders to ask to use the bathroom and while the dipsticks decipher where to send this guy, he will just drop trough and take a number 2 right on the showroom floor!!! Explosive diarrhea will net them a bonus $20 when the job is complete!!! Screw yard signs!!!!
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Q: What's the difference between a union member and a homeless person?
A: time
Finding a yard sign in the wild is almost as challenging as spotting the elusive snow leopard of the Himalayas
"Word on the street is that strikers are plying homeless people with laxative infused chili and a $20 spot and sending them into wireless stores... "
I don't care who you are, but this one was funny as in really funny which is a rarity on this board...
Did the signs ever actually show up? I haven't spotted any in the wild yet. But then, I haven't found many picketers in the wild either.