Rise and grind EWA's, you rule following minges. Last night me and my union buddy had a two man job at a EWA house, needless to say we serviced his old ladies difficulty. So well in fact we both got repeaters. Keep all that money coming in guys, it was a good buffer between the headboard and the wall in your kids room......DERP DERP DERP
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OP, I understand that your tip was shorted.
Makes sense you have to travel out of state to find action. Every woman in town, your wife included, all know what a unemployed disappointment you are. Hahahahaha
You must be a rich Union Slob that owns a Helicopter.
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No way my wife would give it up to no graffiti guy when her husband is raking in the cash.
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You failed to realize the geographical boundaries, so I won't keep you. Get back to your goat.
What lady doesn't want 2 magestic over weight unemployed buffoons. I always start my advances on a woman with "proudly unemployed and getting government handouts". Works every time.