The company is in search of janitors, grounds keepers, window washers, busboys, and cafeteria staff. All of the southern replacement workers are highly qualified and will be offered these positions once the strike ends. Some of the benefits include a generous 2% match 401K plan, medical starting at $600 a month for a single payer, a 5% discount on all Verizon services, tuition assistance for up to $1000 a year, and a termination clause where the employee will be guaranteed 1/2 a week's pay should their services no longer be needed. Also, a one time bonus of tickets to Larry the Cable Guy's new comedy tour will be offered.
Hurry and sign up for this deal by June 1st before it goes away!