Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

Squirrel Force Five here.

That's right! We're proudly a force of five strong again. In the interest of full disclosure, three of us are clueless H1Bs just filling in to round out the work force, but boy does it feel good to be whole.

Where to start. Some EWAers posted a call for SFF to unleash the floss hounds on Chrissy Shelton and Ed Monkey's house and we couldn't disagree more! Unfortunately our H1B new hire dispatched the force and we peanut buttered the entire premises.

Our bad! They can afford it though, know what I mean?

In other SFF news, we are going to have to report as income all the peanut butter we handed out over the last few weeks. 1099s will be sent to your last known address. If you are in the actual poorhouse as a result of this strike, maybe a 0% interest CWA loan can be taken out to cover your fees. Please note: Loans not available to IBEW brothers and sisters...

Keep on flossing!

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Post ID: @OP+HkUnIDX

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Please take your medicine.

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Post ID: @1eub+HkUnIDX

Thank you. Come again.

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Post ID: @1utn+HkUnIDX

Not gonna lie, I enjoy a SFF update. As dumb and silly as they may be, they make light of the crappy situation we all find ourselves in.

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Post ID: @1ufp+HkUnIDX

There are five of us. That would be a mass suicide.

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Post ID: @fkh+HkUnIDX

You should ask your doctor if suicide is right for you.

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