Because the last thing they want to do is bring another future member into this world.
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Man, I bet these all sounded a lot better in your heads before you posted it online. Mark it zero, Donnie
They know how to give good BJ's cause they know what a real piece of meat looks like. Unlike you pencil pushing desk jockeys, with you little millimeter short and skinny peters, your wifes wouldn't know how to handle a big ol tenderloin of a dong. They got to get out tweezers and a jewlers lens to find that wrinked up little mess of a manhood that you have between your legs. Thats why they have no problem with you being out of town for weeks on end.. never missed you to begin with. I bet that you were one of the ones who used to run through the showers with your hands cupping your wiener.. afraid to do the big (little) reveal. It's ok though becuse you have power in your BIG verizon title. I bet that is fulfilling..
True, they haven't seen a schlong in ages, considering their tele tubby union hubbies corks are hidden beneath all the fat rolls. The smell of fromunda and cat food also turns those poor gals off. They use those non union meat axes for all they are worth!
Because they can't remember why a real johnson looked like, and are afraid that they may never see another one when the stike finally ends.