Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

A special message for EWA

We are gonna need you guys to go ahead and come in on Saturday.. kay?

Oh and we are gonna need you guys to go ahead and come in Sunday too.

Oh and I almost forgot, we are gonna need you guys to go ahead and come in every day till August kay?

Thanks Team!

by
| 1694 views | | 24 replies (last May 4, 2016) | Reply
Post ID: @OP+HecX9cH

24 replies (most recent on top)

Cool! my hay has more than doubled....not a problem. Keep sitting on your lazy asses, drinking beer and whining....the strike being very good to me

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @gdg+HecX9cH

this was a fun thread too bad a few haters had to ruin it.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @lnm+HecX9cH

"Whatever it takes to kill the union. I will do whatever it takes. Bring it on Lowell"

Translates to:

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."

This person's inner child is crying out...

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @hwq+HecX9cH

@kcc

O yeah? Well at least I didn't sleep with Lumbergh!

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @lcx+HecX9cH

Whatever it takes to kill the union. I will do whatever it takes. Bring it on Lowell.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @rnt+HecX9cH

OP: We're gonna need to get a job at McDonald's or 7-Eleven while you're unemployed to pay your rent and electricy. mm-kay?

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @kcc+HecX9cH

I love you all, regardless of how consumed by greed you might be. I'm praying for you that Satan doesnt drag your soul to hell.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @jdc+HecX9cH

@rjm, no one is wishing anything on you, it's just reality. The only one's guilty of doing anything bad to you are your bosses and yourself. Here's a tissue for those tears.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @ode+HecX9cH

Can't we all work together and get Lumbergh fired?

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @owp+HecX9cH

Union, EWA don't you guys see?

Stop fighting each other!

It is Lumbergh that is the real assh*le

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @wen+HecX9cH

It really shows how low class this union is, wishing people drop dead. What style what class you show. What a pathetic excuse for a human. Well this just takes me from being for the union to being completely against. I hope you lose your jobs like it looks will happen anyway and we will work better and stronger. What a joke of a union.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @rjm+HecX9cH

union, non-union, vz is always giving us their "O" face

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @wkb+HecX9cH

"The "we" you mention becomes permanent contractors in June.

Dream on, buddy."

Permanent contractors means unemployment! "Yay!"

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @ltb+HecX9cH

Bill Lumbergh: Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?

Milton Waddams: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @rok+HecX9cH

As soon as the first EWA either drops dead from exhaustion or working unsafely, the victory is ours. My guess is that with the storms over the next several weeks someone will be checking out. Get ready to work some o.t. guys & gals. Time to fix all the fu(k-ups......again.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @uyb+HecX9cH

"Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans."

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @obe+HecX9cH

The "we" you mention becomes permanent contractors in June.

Dream on, buddy.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @ktz+HecX9cH

sounds like Verizon to me!

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @eds+HecX9cH

What’s happening? Uh, we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn’t put one of the new coversheets on your TPS reports. Mmmm…yeah. You see, we’re putting the coversheets on all TPS reports now before they go out. Did you see the memo about this? Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that will be great. And uh, I’ll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo. Mmmkay? Bye bye

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @ugx+HecX9cH

Peter: "Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I-I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doing it because, uh, because I'm a big pussy, which is why I work at Initech to begin with."

Michael: "Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech, and I don't consider myself a pussy, Okay?"

Samir: "Yes, I am also not a pussy."

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @pxm+HecX9cH

Least I didn't f--- Mcadams !

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @afb+HecX9cH

Who doesn't love a good office space reference ? Oh yea...forgot this is Verizon. They aren't cool enough to recognize it

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @wmk+HecX9cH

You got us horn tooter.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @exp+HecX9cH

Limburg !!! Classic!

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @adx+HecX9cH

Post a reply

: