I am sure many have wondered, what is up with this guy? How can he even work for Verizon when he is making hundreds of anti-union posts on here morning, noon and night? Not to mention making his tedious replies in every half -decent thread. Who would have time for all that?
What is up with this guy?
The real story is this;
Anti-Union Spam Poster is the unacknowledged, illegitimate son of a Union Phone Company Technician. Conceived in the swinging 70's in a bid by his mother to get dental benefits. She ambushed a drunken Telephone Company Man one drunken summer night. 9 Months later, a young Anti-Union Spam poster was born!
Unfortunately Anti-Union Spam Poster never knew his father. All he had to remember him by was a Yellow Bell Hardhat left behind in haste. Growing up, his mother, now collecting social security disability for a dubious medical condition, would often complain bitterly about Union workers. Sometimes when drinking, she would force young Anti-Union Spam Poster to dress as a girl, since she had always hoped to have a daughter.
Growing up in these deplorable conditions, Anti-Union Spam Poster grew up with a terrible hatred for Union workers, especially Telephone Company men. Following in his Mother's footsteps, he applied for and received SSI for an alleged "carpal tunnel" syndrome, although suspiciously he is still able to type all day long.
He spends his bitter days alone, in his studio apartment, in his soiled underwear, drinking Bud Light Limes and eating slim jims and hot dogs. He posts all day on various websites his hatred of all things union.
Let this story be a lesson to all Telephone Company workers. Always carry a condom when you are out on the town.
Safety First!