Well, sh1t. We sure didn't see that Mudge email coming here at SQF HQ.... Frankly, my Squirrelites, we over played our hand. In all honestly we were making this up as we stumbled along. We figured when we unleashed the squirrels and all that peanut butter and so on, the company would fold in a couple of weeks...
Weeellllllll, that didn't happen... And boy is our face red...
Going forward we urge you to hold the line. Union strong. On day longer one day stronger. And all that other nonsensical rubbish you look aid drinkers sop up...
We are soliciting ideas from our brothers and sisters before making our next step. If it seems desperate, seeking ideas from retards that walk in circles chanting slogans, well, er, it kinda is.
Squirrel Force Four out.