1 for me and one for my homies Marc and L-Dog!
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zak
That the best you can do company man? Paathetic!
No wonder Millennials hate Verizon. No creativity in Verizon. Zero.
Bartender, please stick to house booze please. I'm unemployed and have no healthcare coverage.
CHESTNUTT and ERWIN walk into the bar....they notice SHAMWOW, MARC and L-DOG drinking Kool-Aid .
ERWIN:hello boys!
L-DOG; Chestnutts is that you?
CHESTNUTTt; (Groaning under his breath) It's ChestNUTT L-Dog.
L-DOG: Whatever, Chestnutts have I got a joke for you!
ERWIN: (aside to Chestnutt) keep cool looks like they've been drinking Kool-Aid all morning again
CHESTNUTT: What's that L-Dog?
(SHAMWOW and REED begin to snicker)
L DOG; Chestnutt, If I had my nuts on the wall, what would I have?
CHESTNUTT: (under his breath) O god not this again!
(Suddenly, the bar door swings open, DIEGO SCOTTARELLI struts in wearing a t-shirt and leather jacket, he glances at his reflection in the mirror behind the bar, is about to comb his hair, realizes it is perfect and puts his comb in his back pocket. He struts over to the Juke Box and pounds it with his fist. "Hound Dog" By Elvis Presley begins to play. SCOTTARELLI snaps his fingers and MARNI WALDEN enters the bar, embraces SCOTTARELLI, and they begin to dance)
TO BE CONTINUED