I hope so!
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Can't.Win.Anything...Anytime...Anywhere
https://youtu.be/Qy9_lfjQopU
"Ah yes the old "can't spell it cause I never had to" defense. Well played scab. Well played."
I'll tell you how to spell three things that you've earned by being on strike:
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Pride...for your fellow man and union brother
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Respect...from others, yes even myself, for standing up for what you believe in
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Unemployment...which will negate the first two things
Enjoy
Ah yes the old "can't spell it cause I never had to" defense. Well played scab. Well played.
Can't spell it cuz I've never had to. I know it was tough when you had to read the Dear John note your wife left you. But the good side is you learned and you were able to tell an EWA'er how to properly spell herpes. Life goals right there fellas
See there goes a company man with wife jokes! Can't even spell herpes! I see I am throwing my pearls before swine here.
Hmmm. Guess sh-- just got real for all the union boys. Deadline looming, gotta go get the STD treated before the benefits expire. Damn herpies....never got rid of it after they struck in 2011 and the wives were banging neighbors while they walked the line. And they caved...double whammy.
I would say there are a good portion of both union and company men who seem to want to argue back and forth about their wives every single night. Is it boring? Yes.
What's more pathetic, EWA party on a Saturday night OR union guy busting out the "fat fold" joke from 30 years ago? Probably told the same joke while sitting at the bar every night for 17 weeks when he was out in '89.
oh well not everybody is a comic genius
Scabs wives have so many fat folds on their bodies, you have to throw flour at them to find the wet spot.
Scab wives are so fat, i gotta dip my dick in chocolate to get them to suck it. It's disgusting!
Ladies and Gentlemen EWA party is proud to welcome...Reuniting for one night in honor of the EWA LED ZEPPELIN!!!!!
There's a Lowell who's sure all that Glitters is Gold
And he's buying a stairway to Heaven
When he gets there he knows if the landlines are closed
With a word he can sell you a data plan!
Oo oo oo oo oo oo and he's buying a stairway to heaven!
If there's some errors on your t1 don't be alarmed now!
Its just a spring rain for the May Queen
Yes we can send it to cable maintenance, but in the long run
Have you thought of switching to comcast?
You're right, what happens at the EWA party stays at the EWA party. That's why your wife said it would be a good time to work part time while you are on strike. Meanwhile she is trolling all the hotel bars making a living the hard way, tryin' to be the next Pretty Woman, dancing on my nutz to Justin Bieber, wearing my shirt to bed, then coming home in the morning to give you a cum-stained kiss. Union Pride
Front Desk called....Stop jumping on the beds.
OK folks BIg Mac had to leave....he doesn't stay at these type of hotels,
but he wanted to let everybody know you guys are "killin i"t out there!
We have now completed ALL work up until 2019!
So have another round of buffalo wings on the house and enjoy yourself but remember our credo!
Woah woah!
Take it easy guys! No need to talk about wives..what happens at the EWA party STAYS at the EWA party!
We can hire the union guys to clean up after the party if we can find one that actually works.
Don't you mean, Who's sending it home to your wife tonight.
Bring up a good question....Who's home with your wife on this Saturday night :)
I'd rather be at an EWA party with my fellow co-workers than have to go home to one of your wives after walking a picket line all day. Now THAT is one scary thought.
EWA's Bringing the Noise...Just keep your pant's on guys there are no Girls.
EVERYBODY SAY HOOOOOOOOO! (HOOOOOOOOO) EVERYBODY SCREAM (WEEEEEEEEEEEE)
LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE....
LETS GET THIS STARTED IN HERE. YEAH!!!
Y'ALL GO MAKE ME LOOSE MY MIND UP IN HERE! UP IN HERE!
Y'ALL GO MAKE ME LOOSE CONTROL UP IN HERE! UP IN HERE!
Y'ALL GO MAKE ME ACT THE FOOL UP IN HERE! UP IN HERE!
Y'ALL GO MAKE ME GO ALL OUT UP IN HERE! UP IN HERE!
MC Reed and DJ LowMac just showed up. It's on til the break of dawn.
http://www.spi-global.com/blog/think-tank/files/2014/06/The-Wolf-of-Wall-Street.jpg
Alright everybody!
WELCOME TO THE EWA PARTY!!
ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?
I can't hear you, I said ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?
That's better because tonight we are gonna party so hard we might get thrown out of this hotel!!!
But seriously folks I want to let you all know..go ahead and order some buffalo wings if you want, Verizon has got you covered..
Enough with these wack MCs.... Ladies and Gentleman, I want to introduce our special guest tonight and I do mean special......
Put your hands together for THE MAN, The Master of Telecom Disasta, The Prince of Darkness...
The one the only MR L. McA.....aka BIG MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWnOiLIdwgo
All you EWA dudes stripping to your underwear rocking out to the Biebs
Fyi- u can't make a rhyme using the same word. Wow, Verizon customers are doomed!!!!
This sh-- is tight alright. Let's take this through Memorial Day why don't we? I'll just take June and July off unpaid since I made so much goddamn money in April and May.
@ivxs, what a thug! Nice rhymes jackoff. I call the cops if i see u creeping around my neighborhood in that scab truck. Go back to the trailer.
Hotel guest's complaining to front desk about the Loud Justin Bieber Jams thumping out of room 618
Go easy in the Gin and Juice tonight boy's you passed out too early last night.
Scab party tonight at the Blue Oyster!
Rockin Out @ ThE Ewa PArty......Oh hell yeah baby!
We work hard and party hard
EWA parties ROCK!
Mr. Smithers has the chauffeur warming up the Lincoln Town Car and has his 6 body guards dressing up like the tight t-shirt dude. "Come along and ride on a fantastic...." Mr. Smithers has his fat rope chain on and Kwiss's with no shoe strings in 'em.
That's the spirit ecj!
Make sure some of you make some really ridiculous enthusiastic posts at the beginning of the EWA party when the initial euphoria is kicking in,
followed by the posts made during the beer muscles and anger phase, moving into resentment, then incoherent logic, and finally you are all sleeping like kittens by 10:30 pm!
AIN"T NO PARTY LIKE AN EWA PARTY!
Party! I'd say send your union women over here to party with us, but then, we've seen the union women...ugh
Don't get to drunk, you know your tendencies, that's maybe two beers.
Yes another party tonight. We drink to the walking dead lazy union workers on the line. Hey get me another cold one please.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ