Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

EWA Offspring Theme Song

Here's what the EWA kids will be singing in a few years as they group up. When the cat's away, the mice will play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrWIlRC-hdc

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Post ID: @OP+HLy5OKN

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Iplets not put names on here or anywhere else in public!!

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Post ID: @hbe+HLy5OKN

@mok that's about the third or fourth time you said you'd post emails, phone numbers, etc. I'm calling bullshit.

Post some if that's the case and stop being a pussy.

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Post ID: @akc+HLy5OKN

@hkp yes I did and will gladly share the names, email addresses, and cell numbers for the union boys I used as a sample.

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Post ID: @mok+HLy5OKN

@zqa - We assume you used your tongue to measure the union tools? How many data points did you gather to calculate the average? What was your knee-pad budget? Do you charge for your services or is it free to all union members? Does your boss mind sharing your talents?

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Post ID: @hkp+HLy5OKN

Based off what I saw on the picket lines, here are a few averages I've determined for union boys:

Avg age: 55

Avg weight: 300 pounds

Avg IQ: 60

Avg di(k size: 4 inches

Avg time between baths: 10 days

Avg number of little guidos: 7

Avg marital status: married, but has a girl and a guy both on the side

Avg number of friends: 0

Avg education level: middle school

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