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Roll out of bed with your beer gut hanging over the tiny splinter of morning wood.
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Eh, I brushed my tooth (yes, singular) two days ago, no need to spend energy brushing it today
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Nah, no shower. I'll throw on some extra axe body spray instead
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Get to work and drink coffee, scratch your balls, and play grab a$$ with buddy for an hour
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Go take the first trouble ticket of the day. Drive extra slow of course
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Walk around for an hour pretending to work
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LUNCH TIME!! Eat 4 meatball sammiches that you found in the fridge at the shop
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Spend an hour letting food digest while belching
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Call in for help cause the ladder is heavy
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Spend 3 hours sniffing your buddy's a$$ while he climbs the pole
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Quitting time! Tell customer you will have to get parts and come back tomorrow
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Leave shop 30 minutes early to avoid traffic
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Get home, wife can smell your feet and ball stench from the porch
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Hose off in the yard to take away at least some of the stinch. No need for a bath now!
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Eat 3 plates of food, belch and fart and sit in your chair watching television
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Waddle to bed, can't get it up so goes to sleep
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Repeat
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you cannot beat the ramblings of a company shill...this keyboard coward needs a team of shrinks
Have to say I really liked both posts. Made me chuckle and was nice to see something funny on here instead of the same us vs them crap. Good job dude!
Freakin hilarious! Just read the other post too. Both are good, but this one really made me laugh!
Give us the management version! Laughed so hard. All in fun though, Union is back on the team.....
@nko. Only 2. OP obviously knows your daily routine very well
Have you been following me? You know too much!!!
Described the Yahoo Southern Scabs to a tee.
3 gay references? Just come out of the closet already
@pkr. Thanks lol. I'm working on one for a Management Monkey too, but I have too much material lol. I've got to cut it down some. It's too easy to poke fun at myself, so I've got to cut out some of the useless things I see every day. My goal is to let us all laugh at ourselves, and go on about our lives. Strike is over, we are one team again. Might as well enjoy each other!
Now that made me chuckle. And I'm a union guy.
I have a s-1717 soaked to the core, all nighter on my first day back. Wonder how many customers the fat lazy ewa's lost because there pussies were sore.
Funniest, and most accurate, post I've read on this board!,,