tell them you are impersonating a EWA you will complete as many jobs as a EWA and that would be ZERO so no need to show up to equal their work
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No excuse needed. Everyone understands you are union garbage. DERP.
Stress related FMLA, or STD?
Just don't show up. The union will support your decision. Soliderpity!
Sand in my Valhalla?
Call in sick...
Sand in your v----a?
Being off is awesome, duh.