Will staff with temporary workers. State of the art single wides will be furnished to house the workers.
Managment will receive concrete block foundations instead of pensions.
This will be a non-union enterprise, hence no indoor plumbing, electric or phones.
The Amish are cheering this decision, stating this is a great step forward into the past.
However, the Amish are upset that the $1.78 per hour rate is only available to non-citizens, southern USA replacements will receive a two week notification of layoff on their first day,three weeks if they have teeth. Managment employees will be Reduced In Force according to the LBFO, beginning May 20th of each year.