Well fellow valued members, we won. Here's what we forced the company to agree to:
You lazy, insignificant, non-unique, worthless, pole-smoking dipshits, will go back to the jobs that YOU APPLIED FOR AND NOBODY FORCED YOU TO TAKE in exhchange for a paycheck just like the rest of the American workforce.
We can now all sh-- the f--- up, quit whining like little bitches, and go back to our big boy jobs with our big boy pants on and stop being wastes of oxygen.