The poster formerly known as Squirrel Force Five will now be known as Squirrel Force Four, as sadly our fifth member decided to up and cross the picket line.
As a result of us not wanting to dip into the strike fund that you guys built, cost reducing measures are being enacted at SFF HQ.
Cost reducing Measure #1: Generic Peanut Butter will be used to coat cables. Jiff and Peter Pan cost too much.
Cost reducing Measure #2: only accost old ladies when on the picket line. Don't want to pay unnecessary hospital bills if one of you get punched out by a guy.
But one thing that hasn't changed is our message to our reduced membership: Keep On Flossing! (Seriously SFF members, floss, dental benefits run out this weekend)
-Squirrel Force Four