Innovators and industry leaders Lowell Mc Adam and Bob Mudge have come up with a unique idea to generate positive cash flow while also driving down debt. This idea is sure to excite investors as well as the Board ahead of the annual meeting on May 5. They have decided to sell themselves. After the sale is complete, they will lease themselves back from their new owner, generating income, while driving down debt, andalso includes a nice tax benefit. This will help profits in what is sure to be a rocky second quarter, due to the labor unrest. When reached for comment CNBC said, " This idea meshes perfectly with all recent decisions the company has made, meaning it is totally batshit crazy and will fail miserably." Better Matters.
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Here is a cost cutting idea. Get rid of the personal trainers and close the gym at Ashburn Va. They are management positions. Imagine getting a RIF from your 1st level job and Verizon keeping the trainers. Wow
Meanwhile, back at HQ, Diego Von T-shirt is trying on new makeup to see how pretty he can look.