'Keep on flossing' is still the secret message. And flossing is extra important these day because your dental benefits run out soon and we don't want to waste our half a billion dollar strike fund on you neanderthals, um, I mean great workers.
For those of you that worry about new rhymes, don't worry, they're coming! They will be written just as soon as your cwa bosses make their mortgage payments since they're still getting paid.
Wear red on Thursday, heck, since you're pinching pennies, wear the same T-shirt every day. Wearing red is supposed to remind you not to step in front of a truck and die. Something your mom should've taught you but didn't.
If you have a hardship contact your steward, he or she will supply the proper union resignation forms so you can cross the line by Friday and keep those bennies...
Yours truly,
Chris Smellton
'Keep on Flossing!'