Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

Scab can't figure out how to turn in those pesky ladder hooks so he decides to "hook" the ladder over the power line to "safely" secure the ladder. Can somebody please call 911?

Lowell stops by picket line and asks, "Why are you on strike and what exactly is this fios everyone keeps talking about?"

Diego, Dora & Boots add a $10 Dollar General Gift Card as an incentive for consumers to purchase their new NOT SO wildly popular triple play of 20gb data, Go90 & Hum for $199.95 a month.

Francis Shamwow is seen handing Hilary Clinton a check for $250,000 for a "speech," however, upon video taped footage being reviewed by a lip reader, Shamwow seems to be telling Clinton to say "no comment on the strike."

6 scabs are seen taking one ladder off of the side of a truck and then 3 of those scabs are seen climbing that same ladder all at the same time.

In further news, the other 3 scabs from the previous posting are seen playing together in the same bucket truck.

The VZ Teamer numbers are in and they're just fabulous. The average 2 scab team is closing out a whopping 6 trouble tickets per 12 hour day.

Call center scabs are applying a new "sales strategy" in order to take the heat off of fellow scab techs by telling potential customers who are calling in that "landline is dead" and then hanging up.

Lowell is overheard telling Shamwow to "load up the golden parachute, " as Verizon stock is projected to plummet to $35 by the end of May.

Divorce rates amongst VZ Teamer scabs are expected to be at 95% by the end of the strike, as their wives seem to prefer dirty old union guys in the bedroom.