Suddenly I like my fat wife again. Maybe it's not having to diddle with union field techs taints. Maybe its my swelling member, maybe it's the sudden scat play with my coworkers, maybe it's the multiple free naps and drinks and snacks, maybe it's the 2 OT hours a week, I dunno. Whatever it is, please feel free to strike until October, by then I'll have my wifes gastric bypass on my Discover card and a plastic boat in the bathtub. And bonus, if they rif me at the end of it all, me and the nice fat wife of mine will eat a bullet. Thanks Verizon for being so greedy!
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Seek help if you want to.
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine
So remind me again why most people think unions are made up of lazy, uneducated troublemakers?
Dumbest post on this entire thread, and that's saying a LOT
I should have married your fat wife instead of mine
Now, that's funny.