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AQ was spotted doing a fiber voice migration for a 90 year old woman. When she told him all she wanted was her copper service fixed, he threatened to punch her in the face so she took it. I hope he entered it into Sell One More. Now he can get that BMW 700 series he's always wanted.
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4 scabs were caught sleeping in the cab of the same van. At least us lazy union slobs know to sleep in the back of the van on some ont boxes.
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there was a report that Lowell and Francis had a best of 3, rock paper scissor match to decide whether or not to buy Yahoo. When they were asked who won, they said it was a draw. How in the hell is that possible.
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another 4,000 union members crossed the picket lines according to VZ Teamers, bringing our remaining membership total to just 2,000. These VZ Teamers are smoking some of that good H1-B $hi#. Puff, puff, pass you no good scab!
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Verizon took out full front page ads in every major news publication to make sure everyone knows that, "WIRELINE IS DEAD!"
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Diego, Dora & Boots came up with a fabulous new triple play offer that is available for self install only: 20gb data, Go90 & Hum..........$199.95/month 5 year contract..........$699.95/month for month to month.
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approximately 50 scabs lost their eye sight in New York today. They were all found in the c.o. basement staring into thousands of fiber jumpers. Whenever uncle Mudge asked them why they would do something so f'ing stupid, they responded, "we were told to come here to find the light."
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Lastly, Lowell and Francis have decided that they must decide whether or not to do this Yahoo deal. They have decided to ask Diego if he goes COMMANDO or not. If it turns out he lets the old twins swing loose, then we buy Yahoo. If he wears any type of underwear (excluding a thong or g-string) we pass on the sale and divide the $25 million amongst the executives over the next 5 years.
As always, have a good evening and God Bless!