Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

Day 4, Not So Top Ten List

  1. Only 6 scabs were sent home for injuries today

  2. Lowell helped fellow VZ Teamers "clean the load"

  3. Shamoo finished the VZ tax returns (another big fat refund, shocker)

  4. Only a dozen report fender benders

  5. Only 50 scabs caught watching porn on company tablets

  6. 2 man teams averaged a whopping 1.5 job completion

  7. 2 man teams averaged a whopping 20 jobs closed (but not completed)

  8. Scabs are getting faster as the number of successful ding dong ditches was up nearly 30%

  9. Churn was only up 20% since yesterday

  10. He liked it so much, Lowell cleaned the load again

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Post ID: @OP+GXa2TV3

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To 2Tv3,

"Only 50 scabs caught watching porn on company tablets"

Sorry, I don't buy that for a moment. If fact, I believe that if Verizon were to perform the investigation check, the one that is currently performed for new hires, on some of the hillbilly Union guys, I suspect there would be a few domestic violence arrests, given their liquor end-up behavior on the picket lines.

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Post ID: @fdt+GXa2TV3

You forgot to say how many scabs won playing McDonald's monopoly since that is there dinner every night before going to their Motel 6 room.

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Post ID: @rpl+GXa2TV3

That wasnt the tech. That was someone inside cleaning the load. I have seen plenty of times and complaind to my boss that this repeat trouble ticket i have has my tech letters on it when i never had the job in the first place.

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Post ID: @ogn+GXa2TV3

When did you have time to come up with all of this? Oh...wait....

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Post ID: @itl+GXa2TV3

Customers lie too

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Post ID: @bwu+GXa2TV3

You know how many times I've seen union employees No Access appointments when the customer swore up and down they were home?!?

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