I wear my underwear for 3 weeks before changing it.
I rinse out my used condoms. My wife said that was gross. I did not tell her the recycled condoms were used with the sexy lady down the road while she was at work during the day. What a life I have had since 12/31/15 !!!
Does VZ give severance package? What's it like? 2 weeks?
super hilarious.
thanks guys for keeping some humor injected into this dung hole
stupid and unfunny.
Man card! Lol
Just turn your condom inside out each time you moron, you're wasting all that water.
Who wears a condom shagging their wife? Go ahead and hand in your man card.
Thanks for the cost savings tips.