Ohhhhh the weather outside is frightful..........Time for management to lace up those pretty new boots they were given.....remember: out by 8:20, check your hooks, courteous call-aheads (they're all being recorded), DO NOT CALL DRC, Sell One More, jobs per day, cones, cones, cones, collared Verizon shirts please, voice migrates (don't mention the words fios or drill), don't forget your booties, bill...bill...bill that customer and most importantly.......BE SAFE (even though you are not properly trained to do the job safely). On second thought, just stay back at the garage, eat doughnuts, drink coffee and everything will get back in order upon our return.
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yes and viagra will not help you at all when you are "on the pot". I believe you have mixed your metaphor sir. Management were never very smart though, or they would have stayed craft.
Mr. 2fpo Manager,
FYI, Viagra does not help one "grow some balls" as you so mistakenly stated it but, rather, it enables one to grow an erection. You're not too quick on the uptake, are you? You, my friend, possess an intellect rivaled by only garden tools.
management has been through 20 rifs in 10 yrs...you think cold weather scares us?...haha...cwa, take a viagra and grow some balls...strike or get off the pot
Make up your mind, you want the OT but the complain you have to work OT.
Bad weather?
Union gets lots of OT, they do not want to strike.
They will lose if they go on strike.
C10H15N aka crystal meth. Keep making & taking it, brothers & sisters, cos you just talking, ain't seen no walking? The Greeks summed it up in only 3 words "verba non acta" = all bs no do do. Now let's all get back to reading the company profit letter for quarter 4, 2015. Hmmmm profits!!!! up up and up.
Strike and you wont come back. Blah blah blah to yourself buddy
Damn right everything is your fault we are told now to bill the customer for an every time it rains if its clear by the time we get there 4 days later and it dried up
All talk, bla bla bla. Union will let this opportunity go by, no strike.
Don't forget the new "truck roll chrge" even if the problem is the utility pole in front of your house was sheared off by a drunk driver....that's YOUR FAULT.
Everything here is YOUR FAULT.