Please just end my misery and lay me off.
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Agreed. The assbags here are unreal.
I cannot wait to take my skills talent customers to the competition.
This place is out of control.
Shamlo McLowsham.... I like it!
Right at that sweet spot where Ronald McDonald meets John Wayne Gacy.
You should use this idea for a commercial Verizon. Here's an example...
Shamlo McLowsham in full clown gear, drags an elderly woman out onto a fire escape and dangles her over the edge, holding her by the ankles.
Shamlo:“If the customer who is just price-sensitive and does not care about the quality of the network—or is sufficient with just paying a lower price—that’s probably the customer we’re not going to be able to keep,” "
He then releases the old woman who falls down and off camera.
Shamlo "Verizon, not your Grandma's phone company"
Millennials will love you both for the Post-Modernism and the refreshing honesty.
Hey Kids! It's Shamlo McLowsham the Verizon clown! He put your Grandma on Voice Link!
Aggressive Clown...that should be our new advertising logo. Sums up the two main elements of the VZ experience.
yup I understand they will be pushing hard and will be continuing for a long time. We are feeling it at the local market area as well. They just are driving their employees into the ground. Your statement about laying off is my motto as well. I cannot do this anymore and feel so unappreciated!!! MORE MORE MORE. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. MORE MORE MORE! NUMBERS ARE NOT HIGH ENOUGH WORK 18 HOURS A DAY. MORE MORE MORE!
I got moved over and it has turned out to be a nightmare. So far more work, less money and aggressive clowns breathing down my neck.