Anyone being let go has no vision, Go90 Hum that's whats hip and cool, who needs a job or money. If you were smart you would diagnose your car while your watching Go90. Look I'm the visionary, don't doubt my vision for the future of my company Look at me I'm rich I must know more than anyone else. Ahh this must be what its like to be king, these visions are hard work. Just remember even if these visions are part of a larger mental problem I will still get paid, unfortunately you wont. Oh look a chicken!!!!!!!!! see another vision, a wireless chicken farm, I'm a genius, how many people would I have to layoff to create a wireless chicken farm.
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Excuse me. You mean he pucks the chickens just like he pucks his associates, employees and investors.
More chicken money from the millennial chicken nuggets. NO F*CKING WAY lowell just reinvented the chicken!!
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!
Maybe chickens need to be looked at from a telematics perspective. Make smart chickens that tell the farmer when an egg was laid through a fuggin app. Bingo...you can take that $hit to the bank McA$$hole
Lowell is meeting with Colonel Sanders and Boston Market as we speak. Chick-fil-A told him to f-off.
STOP!!!! You people are killing me here. I can't stop laughing. Go get a job writing scripts for Saturday night live?
bbq is a mgmt spy...
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Unfortunately the wireless chicken farm failed. LowMac imported all Indian chickens and all he got from them was chickensh!t. No eggs. But he still has a few billion of stockholder $$$ to blow on other great idea. So be sure to stayed tuned for the next comedy/tragedy
Does Lowell really have a wireless chicken farm? This is another snow job by wireless. Why can't wireline have wired chickens? It's more human, well apart from the small risk of electrocuting the birds, but that only happened once. How were we to know it was going to rain?
Lowell Macadam had a wireless chicken farm...
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Wait a second...Millennials are often Hipsters, and Hipsters like raising chickens...the OP is a genius!
Promote this guy!
A better idea than Go90 anyway!
Crap, I just saw the Sprint rep leaving the farm. We will have to offer the chickens the benefits of being able to write their own code for their own apps via our "thingspace" developers toolkit. Anyone from HQ available to do a webinar? Lets keep it to under 3 hours..the chickens have a short attention span..
Too funny, you guys 'n gals are killing me here. Got stitch in my side from laughing so much. You are some sick puppies.
I bet the chickens would lay more eggs if they were able to watch Go90 on a big screen via chromecast and a AWS capable smartphone. We could then also monitor the temperature, humidity, and sound levels via IoT connections to make sure the chickens are at an optimal comfort level. Of course the eggs would have to cost 5X the norm to pay to justify this increase in productivity. Lets hold 5 pre-call prep meetings internally to make sure our power point presentation, that must be presented via tablet, has enough slides before presenting this to the chicken farmer. I wonder if finance would approve some trinkets for us to take along (pens, cups, notepads) to help close the deal..probably not. I know the regional director will want to fly in for this meeting also so he can log it in SFA.com. We are such a high tech solution provider and our network is the best, I bet we get at least 3 new connections at $7 a month each out of this deal!!!
Ok smarty pants. What's the names of these chickens? Union or management? Laid off or lying low?
lay off the crystal meth please.
Don't give these sick SOBs any ideas or next there will be chicken coops outside the building in addition to the cube coops they have assembled inside.
GoHum chickens? Is that the same as wireless chickens, as in free range, meaning roaming doesn't incur additional charges?
What type of chickens, and where's the farm? Are they hiring?