Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

Dear Management FailTroll

Tain't Funny Dooley.

14 year old's troll better than you.

Now please stop embarrassing yourself bro and go back to your dayjob...Will Ferrel you ain't.

Typical VZ management they can't even troll humorously. No wonder they have to bribe people to use their weaksauce app. No wonder they are scared of net neutrality.

By the way, for a real laugh, you guys should read the 8 chapter article on the creation of go90.

http://www.fiercewireless.com/special-reports/inside-creation-verizons-go90

Now THAT is what I call comedy!

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You cant put lipstick on a pig, right guys? I mean G90, AOL, YAHOO, OUTBACK, etc.......I actually SAW the movie Anchorman and would agree that these guys are not even in the same parking lot as Will Pharrell. A management fellow once told me a joke about a gay waiter at Bahama Breeze that was SO not funny so I know where your coming from. The bottom line is this, trolls are not very amusing except for the little pencil topper things with the hair. Im partial to scented erasers but in the end, you cant go wrong with one of those things. I like to get the hair wet and stick it in the ear of unsuspecting friends and family. Not so popular these days though.....Oh, by the way, Chapter 8 was a Detroit soul group of the 1970s and '80s formed by Michael J. Powell and David Washington. Anita Baker was featured as lead vocalist on their first, self-titled album on Ariola entitled Chapter 8 in 1979, produced by Michael and Derek. Their second album, This Love's for Real was released on Beverley Glen Records in 1985, and their third album, Forever, followed on Capitol Records in 1988.

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Let me condense the 8 chapter comedy story.

"We bought someone else idea, then we screwed up putting the lipstick on it. Now we are broke."

Sincerely,

lowell mcasshat, franny shamoo, marky reeree, and diego von t-shirt.

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