Of course, there are a few other factors that could explain Red Lobster’s recent surge: The chain is currently in the midst of its annual “Lobster Fest,” and seafood sales naturally tend to rise during Lent, as Christians abstain from eating meat. But Lopdrup attributes this weekend’s boost specifically to Beyoncé and the mental link she’s now created between going to Red Lobster and getting good and pounded. She says the company has even coined the phrase “The Beyoncé Bounce” to refer to the sales jump—as well as the act of jumping off your lover’s thoroughly mashed, depleted sex organs and into one of 705 Red Lobster locations worldwide.
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LOL.....
"This is a VERIZON LAYOFFS Board, Other company posters? Create your own board"
^^^^^^^ This guy -qom needs a life
So worked up over what dude?
I dont know about crab legs but they do have shrimpfest every now and then. Thats what that message board critic dude should get...a nice shrimpfest. Then he wouldnt be so pushy ya know? Layoffs shmayoffs I say. Head on down to big old Beyonces fav seafood hut and belly up to the bar. Maybe she might show up with that big smalls guy she married. You never know! Not my cup o' tea but hey, to each their own. Its for the seafood lover in YOU.
When do they start "all you can eat crab legs?" I love those things.
This guy (or woman) is right. Im not following any of this stuff but it DOES say Verizon Communications in the byline. You show me one example of 100/100 mbps service doing a better job of getting the old lady moist than a cheddar bay biscuit. Its like its all under my fingernails or something. Now the Bonefish Grill....thats more like it. Lowell, CWA, Six Sigma, yada yada yada. Fiber to the prem? Not so much anymore. Its all ball bearings.....Theres no way to stop it. Im not some professional "board creator" folks, so expect less of the same here. Well, im off now....my foster mother is meeting me at a methadone clinic in the Faulkland Islands. I understand that they have substantial bandwith and a GreenWave router so as long as theres a Wi-Fi extender you should be hearing from her soon. In the meantime stop being so judgy. Or is it judgie? I dont know. Konichiwa.
This is a VERIZON LAYOFFS Board, Other company posters? Create your own board
Darden and Red Lobster split you dope...furthermore, if your trying to make a connection between Big Dead and The Lob, you could do a better job than Otis. This isnt an elevator factory. Think about it...Large dancing women in codpieces, Lowell in a SuperBowl 50 jersey docking with Jim Cramer makin' cumsies over 5G, and all that cunnilingus during lent. Get WAY over yourself sir. This is an Anonymous message board, but your ignorance is out in the open. I said good day sir.
The only link to Verizon in this post would be Clarence Otis. The former CEO to Darden Restaurants, in which Red Lobster is a part of, and who is currently on Verizon's board of Directors. Other than that ?????