Just heard that Verizon is going back into the business of selling communication products and services at the old fashion basic needs of the consumer. All other creative non revenue generating items being discontinued....
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Ha! You had me going there for a second.
The only thing lowell, franny, marky, and diego do well is a 4 way circle jerk. Basic enough.
I heard Verizon is going to resume the mass mailings of AOL floppy disks. Someone told them that millennials think floppies are hip.
Don't forget the VZ payment system Isis...
Yes - and make sure you put Tim Armstrong, the retard from AOL, in charge of Yahoo. Who needs Steve Jobs when you have Lowell McA$$hole...
Hey, maybe go90, HUM, internet of things, AOL, will all work. What's the worse that can happen.
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Is the OP being sarcastic? Verizon is going to buy Yahoo which will add fuel to the AOL / Go90 / Redbox / Terramark / IOT dumpster fire that is already consuming what revenue Verizon has while adding to its debt portfolio dramatically.
This whole thing reminds me of VCast and Get It Now on steroids, where the ultimate failure will be far more catastrophic.
Verizon will never go back to doing what they do best. Why should they. When they can can keep trying a bunch of new gimics that dont work. I mean hey can you blame them. If you had a choice of doing what your good at and making money or creating a bunch of failures what would you do. ? Duh
You may have heard wrong... Verizon Communications will make AOL CEO Tim Armstrong responsible for a possible Yahoo! bid. reported today.
Just heard, we got a contract.