Short staffed?
Incompetent Leadership?
Broken tools?
TOO BAD, SO SAD. GET READY TO GET YOUR @SS HANDED TO YOU FOR NOT BEING >30% HPUs!!!!!
0 phone adds?
0 VHI for the day?
0 Perks for the day?
999999% HPU? WOW KI-LING IT!
The only reason HPUs are being rammed down our throats is these pathetic middle managers don't want to be on an outlier call.
You could be 200% to all your metrics, but your HPU isn't 30%!? PATHETIC! WhAt ArE YoU DoiNg AlL dAy!?!?!?