The recent college grad, full of enthusiasm, doesn't have a clue how to do their job. Makes a fool of themselves and embarrasses the team.
The lifer, has been with the company for over 20 years. No relevant skill set to save themselves. Does well due to institutional knowledge, but is fuacked if they they get laid off.
The diversity hire. Does ok, but you can tell they weren't hired for their knowledge.
The asker. Has no idea how to do their job, and has to ask how to do their job. Pathetic loser who brown nosed their way to where they are.
The smart one, who knows everything, but is a major diickhead. Sticks around due to a superiority complex.