Thread regarding Nike Inc. layoffs

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Golly gee sign me up!

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Post ID: @1eke+1rFWmDbs

Innovation = GOAT move

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Post ID: @fou+1rFWmDbs

driving "innovation" = releasing ugly (almost comically so) designs, deep discounts, and a tragically depressive working environment. Sad state of affairs

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