Thread regarding Truist Bank layoffs

Ridiculous corporate speak

I just can’t stand corporate speak. I think mgmt is continuing to use it out of habit and self-importance. It made sense some time ago while there was still a pretense that a company is an organization, that there are sensible goals beyond cooking the Q reports and share price, and that we are members of a team and valued as professionals. These days, when everything is bare bones, as in nothing and nobody matters but the short term money grab on the top, it all sounds so silly.

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”As Truist CEO Bill Rogers says, “Purpose doesn’t lend itself to Monday morning quarterbacking.”

Working at Truist I learned the actual definition of “purpose". It stands for an executive team, unconstrained by any performance expectations, laying off employees to enrich themselves while fleecing shareholders. So yes, Truist is in fact a “purpose” driven bank.

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Post ID: @1umu+1qIJ4egu

@1pom+1qIJ4egu that quote hasn’t aged well.

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Post ID: @1wqc+1qIJ4egu

As Truist CEO Bill Rogers says, “Purpose doesn’t lend itself to Monday morning quarterbacking.”

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Post ID: @1pom+1qIJ4egu

Anyone ever see Mike and Bill in person? They look down at the ground as they are scared of you. Next time you see it, just laugh to yourself.

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Post ID: @1ylo+1qIJ4egu

Ok, to summarize, we just need to stay focused on achieving our deliverables by leveraging our core efficiencies. Now, I've just received an ask from our leadership team. Looks like I'm gonna need you guys to pull another all-nighter tonight and help the team in India get those servers rebuilt and repurposed. Me? No, I won't be on the bridge, but send me a text if you need me. Can't guarantee I'll see it, though, my kids are always hiding my phone from me, those rascals! Haha! Seriously, I have faith in you guys and know I can trust you to get this done. Alright, talk to you tomorrow. Have a great evening! Oh, and don't forget, we have that code push to production this weekend. I'm gonna need all hands on deck for validation starting at 2am Sunday! Me? No, I'll be in Hilton Head with the family all weekend, can't get out of it. No more questions? Ok! Great job, team!

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Post ID: @1loy+1qIJ4egu

It's very Corporate Erin. We really need to drill down into the power of one team and meet our deliverables of trust and care.

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Post ID: @1tkm+1qIJ4egu

"I've got one that can see!!!"

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Post ID: @ffa+1qIJ4egu

Regional Deposit Powerhouse! We are unstoppable!

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Post ID: @kci+1qIJ4egu

Our purpose is to inspire and build better lives and communities. We do this through real, unwavering care.

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