If I can't find something nice to wear I'm not going.
Even if I wanted to RTO this week, my schedule wouldn’t allow it.
Let’s see here…
4:00, wallow in self-pity.
4:30, stare into the abyss.
5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one.
5:30, jazzercize.
6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again.
7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing.
I'm booked.
Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.
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I’m required to be in office 5 days a week since August 2022. Be grateful you still only have to show up 3 days. Most of the RTO folks I see vanish by 2pm.
This made me laugh! Thanks! Love that movie.
Looks like you are just hanging around.
Please seek help
Nailed it!
Thank you we ALL needed this!
If your busy from 4 to 7 p.m., then I don't see why you couldn't RTO from 6:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. Use some time management already.
Lame movie ripoff