- Using my WhatsApp to conduct Wells Fargo business
- My official work pants
- The yes-men who are voluntarily working in the office 4 days per week .I.
- Oh Yea.. my boss wants to start having staff meetings first-thing every Monday morning “to get us going for the week”.
- Wells Fargo’s warm-hearted lucite cubes for my Years of Dedicated Service (so cherished that people are trying to sell them on eBay)
- The cleaning lady blocking the bathroom the one time I can get away to p-e
- Some WFC bean counter taking away all the office wall clocks “to save on batteries”.
- 31 online Compliance classes, all of which are 100% irrelevant to my job. (I’m fairly confident that my office job will never present a scenario where I will face conflict over whether I can or can not give anything of value, directly or indirectly to a foreign dignitary)
- Signing my rights away with that Annual Attestation form.
- If only I could attend just one more Townhall…
- That important work email everyone deleted because they thought it was a fake phishing exercise
- Some good soul cleaning out the work fridge, and then the highest-paid people complain because their 10 year old moldy Tupperware container got thrown away.
- Motivating grown adults with fake gold virtual coins for completing Rally classes
- Wells trying to improve their DE&I stats by hiring new employees with as many diverse elements in one human as possible: our LOB just hired a short pregnant hearing-impaired elderly Scottish woman. (jk)
- I will miss the hysterical meetings with stuffy old WFC execs trying to clarify the difference between mari--ana stocks and hemp stocks.
- I’m hoping HR will reclassify my job title one more time before I go
- Let me get this straight: 1. you laid off 30% of the department 2. we have to get all the work done perfectly 3. we can not work OT
- Due to my generous pay at Wells Fargo, I have accumulated enough money to retire at 50 (Of course I will have to go back to work at 53….)
- Changing my 4 passwords every 3 months, writing them down and hiding them and then forgetting where I put them.
- Do the managers, here, not have spell-check?
- HR’s 3 minute phone tree, no options apply to my question
- The Helpless Desk
- Our cafeteria now looking like a United Nations meeting
- Don’t you wonder if they ever clean out the insides of those ice machines?
- Meets is the new Exceeds
- The “confidential” EthicsLine. Sure.
Q. What’s the best way to make a small fortune in Wells Fargo stock?
A. Start off with a big one.😂