With zero blowback what would you do or say?
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I’d let him know that the exceptions for some employees to work remote or not move has nothing to do with “specialized skill sets”.
It’s just a method for more nepotism and preferential treatment of those that have it good with the “brass”
Exceptions are not being used for needs of the business but it sounds good for organizations to try to keep protecting those “in the club”
Id have him sign his book how to implode a company in record time…the balance sheet is about to get smoked ..this is why all the cuts
Some people talk big here but they would cower and wet their pants if they were in the elevator with Stankey.
I would fa-t.
hate bait question. not anonymous. looking for extremists
I'd say
"fancy seeing you here John. One good Stankey deserves another [ripppppppp]. Hoooweee. Think I need to head to Walmart for some new undies. Is it just me or is this elevator really slow?"
Would advise that he do the honourable thing and sell the company to me for a dollar so his name is no longer tarnished. Then I will finish the job and hopefully get a comaparable pension to the great CEO's of AT&T.
Trick question: he doesn't mingle with peons.
i'd ask him if he just fa---d cause it really stanks in here
Roll my eyes and take the next one instead
I’d kiss the ring and pledge my fealty
If you can knock him dead by one punch ki-l (like Bruce Lee type of punch) then all problems solved permanently, no more hubs or cuts or any sh*t like that.
No one really care a bald head guy like Stinky dead anyway.
Sell the company at a 50% to get the stock price up and a 2yr. Severance for management employees L4-L1.
I would get on my knees and beg for him to let me stay. Kiss his shoes or whatever.
I think he would not survive my one punch ki-l in 1 second.
You don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.
Two words: Code Red.
was it worth it?
I am male and would accuse him of the same thing. Good for at least $5 on the stock price.
I would ask him what he thinks of the job I'm doing. Then I'd ask him what he thinks of the job he is doing.
I am female. I would accuse him of inappropriate contact and prior to that load up on ATT call options. Just the accusation would be good for a few bucks on the share price because he is so bad.
Lots of draft beer, hot wings, and chili.
I would hope dinner last night was corned beef and cabbage.
I would do the same but then drop a steaming deuce on him aiming for the chrome dome.
If you choose to become #DallasBound, you will get the chance to occasionally run into John! This is part of the plan.
Apparently he takes the stairs…. Lol
So alone in the stairwell..
You look familiar. Are you Mike Judge?