Hey babe. Can I go out and buy these shiny new shoes? (T Mobile). They only cost 4 billion dollars.
Hey babe, I couldn't buy those new shoes because the store said NO. Because they said NO we need to give the Government our Airstream travel trailer from our backyard, sorry babe.
Hey babe. I want to buy a new Travel Trailer (Directv). Only 63 Billion. We can go all around the country with it. Year later, wheels start to fall off. Hey babe, this isn't working. We should buy a Prevost Bus (Warner Media) 100 billion, since you didn't know how to run the travel trailer and you know everything about a Prevost Bus. What babe?? You have put our house in 125 Billion dollars in debt. I'm leaving you!
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Less like a cheating spouse; more like an abusive spouse.
Why didn't we buy T-Mobile? That would have been a great investment.
Were they Louboutin shoes? Very hot looking.
Wow, I thought it was only me cheating on my spouse. She is cheating on me too? That ain't right!