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Survey

Why is leadership harassing their employees to complete a surgery that is supposed to be optional???

Like yeah let me drop the 100 things I need to do for a survey that causes 0 impact.

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Post ID: @OP+1mHay0wp

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  1. Manager bonus/comp is NOT tied to participation %. It never has been.
  2. The survey is not anonymous. It's confidential. They have to know who took it to do manager, vp, SVP level roll ups/aggregates.

I'm as annoyed as anyone when it comes to the changes, but well reasoned comments on this survey DO get read and it's a good way for us as associates to send unified messages around topics like RTO.

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Post ID: @2xfh+1mHay0wp

I needed that laugh lol

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Post ID: @1cph+1mHay0wp

Survey done - painfully truthful, desk packed - 1 pencil, just waiting for my severance and I will show myself to the door!

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Post ID: @1vto+1mHay0wp

I will not complete this year's survey, no matter how much they harass me. I don't trust this administration to tell the truth though on percentage who do participate, what a joke

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Post ID: @bud+1mHay0wp

Human Resources, aka Human Remains @ our site are already morbidly obese. They don’t need pizza Mardel.

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Post ID: @ppq+1mHay0wp

Manager’s comp/bonis is tied to participation. We were told to “ne constructive and kind” and that our VP expected 100% participation. To coin an old phrase…go pound salt.

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Post ID: @giq+1mHay0wp

Speaking of surgery, when can I schedule my lobotomy? Want to be docile before doing my survey.

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Post ID: @ezs+1mHay0wp

MC members have a competition to see who can get the highest participation. They equate participation to engagement. Their participation scorecard is updated regularly.

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Post ID: @mwr+1mHay0wp

Q1: Why are you still here?
Q2: How can we change that?

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Post ID: @yzs+1mHay0wp

I heard Human Resources gets a pizza party if they get enough people to do the survey.

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Post ID: @kah+1mHay0wp

Because someone's bonus is tied to the results of the survey. They want those RSUs so they put pressure on those underneath to fill out the survey.

Someone might get a slightly smaller bonus if you don't take the survey.

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Post ID: @fyk+1mHay0wp

An anonymous survey that is not anonymous. DO NOT DO IT.

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Post ID: @yua+1mHay0wp

Yes but it was funny in a sad way because they have made surgical cuts in the past after the survey. While this is supposed to be anonymous they can still infer in smaller groups of people

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Post ID: @jtt+1mHay0wp

Yes if we don’t do the survey it speaks VOLUMES more to our disgust with this place!!! Let them beg for participation they never listen to our responses anyway.

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Post ID: @fio+1mHay0wp

The percent who respond is an indicator of engagement so a low response by itself is a type of answer.

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Post ID: @dhg+1mHay0wp

yeah, def don't agree to any surgeries.

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Post ID: @odi+1mHay0wp

thank you for the best and most inadvertently meaningful typo ever!

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Post ID: @ebk+1mHay0wp

I meant survey not surgery.

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Post ID: @wih+1mHay0wp

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