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RTO is a cuck's paradise

RTO proponents, also known as beta cucks, can barely keep their ball gags in long enough before begging daddy schart for more.

Let's try a RTO cuck riddle.

Two RTO cucks arrive at their respective office locations on Wednesday morning.

Cuck #1 is wearing khakis, a polo shirt, and loafers that his mom complimented him on. He arrives 5 minutes early to impress the boss!

Cuck #2 is wearing dress pants and a dress shirt with stiff, shiny black shoes. He frequently looks in both directions to see if anyone notices him as he walks though the building.

Throughout the day, both cucks desperately try to start small talk with others nearby in their hotel cube farms. "You know, once you're here, it's not so bad!", but is met with either dirty looks, or complete lack of emotion or response.

At lunch, both cucks get salad, but not too much dressing. Mommy said not too much dressing.

Both cucks leave the office at the same time. Which cuck gets home first?

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Post ID: @OP+1m6Luo99

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Sounds like some of you should just continue working from home regardless of the mandate and see what happens right?

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Post ID: @2rni+1m6Luo99

Everyone is so sensitive. FRTO? Pro-RTO? Wherever you are taking a dump, just make sure to wipe down the seat when finished.

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Post ID: @1ghq+1m6Luo99

Those pushing for RTO and co-location are sycophants hoping to be noticed. They are sociopaths for cheering job loss and the affects it has on real people, all for hoping someone higher up the latter wants a "Yes man".

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Post ID: @1dga+1m6Luo99

Absolutely losers. Get your fat a-s off the couch and into the office. You lazy sack of sh**.

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Post ID: @1zaa+1m6Luo99

Opponents to RTO argue the job can be done remotely. Remote jobs are being shipped overseas. Opponents to RTO are for shipping jobs to India/Philipines.

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Post ID: @1ctl+1m6Luo99

Crass

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Post ID: @nbc+1m6Luo99

Trick question since they both live in mom's basement and ride the bus home together.

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Post ID: @zmd+1m6Luo99

@hyr agreed but do you think Charlie cares or knows the difference?

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Post ID: @bse+1m6Luo99

@gcu you're confusing the ease of doing the job remotely (utilizing technology) with doing the job (utilizing knowledge/skills). Farms can be outsourced, in fact, China owns many US farms that send food to China. Anything can be outsourced.

Where do you think those pineapples in the store come from?

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Post ID: @hyr+1m6Luo99

If it’s so easy to do your job remotely, Charlie can send it overseas no problem.

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Post ID: @gcu+1m6Luo99
3, 2, 1 and post is taken down...

It will be fine. Now if OP had signed with "13atCharli35d1-k" ...

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Post ID: @ypp+1m6Luo99

❤️RTO

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Post ID: @wio+1m6Luo99

3, 2, 1 and post is taken down...

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Post ID: @hhu+1m6Luo99

Answer: neither. They are both disgraceful losers with no life. They sleep under their desk after beating off to Charlie’s pic on workday.

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Post ID: @ylo+1m6Luo99

#1 gets home first. #2 is busy looking at himself in the rear view mirror and crashes into the back of Charlie's car.

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