What will we learn about today? That their idea of making people more comfortable is to add a Wellbeing center to a fully saturated, overpopulated, and loud office environment? Or pickleball for all? None of that will improve the quality of the experience for the customer, who can’t hear us on our calls due to the noise around us. The only part that makes me feel included is that it stinks for everyone.
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It’s only going to get worse.This is the plan all along. Build the workspace for the culture and people you want.
Makes me want to vomit.
There will never be an empty spot in the alone together or reflection places. Everybody’s gonna wanna work there because I don’t wanna be packed in like sardines at a table.
Stank legacy / vanity project. He never fails to find ways to burn money.
Hope they bury him in the JS Memorial Cemetery on the new campus.
Oooo...just in time for Agenda 2030 to kick in!
New office looked really nice. If I was in Dallas and that was closer or equal commute I’d be happy about it. However, I’m not in Dallas nor is anyone on our team except the director and up. I was too busy honed in on the fact he mentioned scattered teams several times. You know what that means. When he said what departments and counts, you know he wants to break down all the corporate roles to fit into that new HQ. Everyone outside Plano has a target on their backs. The timeline of relocation will be around 2028-2030. Most people will be retired by then or laid off.
Assimilate into The Borg.
Resistance is futile.
Pickleball for All.
Hit the ball and like it.
Just like the Titanic sinking, let’s have live music played in the lobby of the new building.
Boss: Let’s have a quick alone together focus moment as a team.
Me: lemme see. I got to walk in the basement at 10, lunch at 11, collaborate in another moment by the stairwell until 2, pickeball at 3, coffee at 4, then swing by to pick up the kid. Sorry full up
They should bring Lionel Messi to open the soccer field.. what a set of jokers..
Every single character on that campus companion app was Indian.
Deport.
I hope they keep panning to the audience. The faces in that room are pure shock and disgust. This is really what these guys spend their time thinking about.
Oh wow, "Campus Companion" to track absolutely everywhere you go....HOW STUPID THEY CLAPPED FOR IT.
Did they really compare that tower with statue of liberty and different tower.. man.. you can't make this up
“You can sit alone together” describes RTO and how pointless this all is perfectly.
What a waste of money. Building all this BS for an office nobody wants or needs. It’s 2026. Offices are obsolete. I can’t stop laughing.
@ag this was a funny comment.. lol
Who’s this dou--ebag with the Ricky Martin unbuttoned shirt and blue shoes?
Can’t wait for the pickle ball courts
What a humongous waste of money..
Put down for a sawbuck on "We are removing office chairs to improve collaboration and well being!"
This is so pathetic. These guys have completely lost it.
I’m glad I waited until after this meeting to take the survey. This guy is a fu-k!ng m0ron. What a complete joke this sh!t is.
“ What will we learn about today?“
Who cares?
Why would you engage in that nonsense?
Golf at the new HQ! Can’t wait for RTO golf. WFH haters punching the air over this news.
“Great news, we’re innovating our spaces with bunkbed style desks! Now you can all collaborate closer than ever. All of you will wear Saw-style collars instead of badges so we can send a simple, electric shock every time you clock out or whenever we feel like it, instead of checking your presence reports. Excited for these market-based changes!”