Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

The Rules of the Game

If you don't understand the rules of the game, you won't win and you'll end up bitter and disappointed. So here they are:

1- Don't sell the steak, sell the sizzle! If you look closely, you'll notice that many emails and slide decks touting major achievements are actually nothingburgers but they are presented with a lot of exaggeration as double bacon cheeseburgers!

2A- Quantity over quality all day long! Quantity is quick and easy to measure, quality is hard to measure and lack of quality takes a long time to surface. You won't be held accountable and besides you would have probably moved on to a better position by the time the problems show up because you completed an impressive amount of work (albeit shoddy work).

2B- Always go for the low hanging fruit. Don't spend time on difficult or complicated work because that takes up valuable time and you need to focus on quantity.

3- Stay up to date on the latest mantra and repeat it when appropriate during meetings. Whether the current mantra is about AI, or the network, or the customer, or whether it's about 5-Yee being the most amazing and profitable technology ever! You don't have to believe it. You just have to show that you're totally on board.

4A- If you're a manager or above, spend at least 50% of your time schmoozing your boss and other higher ups. The rest of the time you should ride your team hard so you can report the massive quantity of work and achievements as per rules 1 & 2 above.

4B- If you're an IC, spend at least 30% of your time schmoozing your boss and other higher ups and report the massive quantity of work and achievements that you've accomplished as per rules 1 & 2 above.

This may sound harsh but look around you at who gets to move up and who doesn't and you'll see that it's largely true.

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@ad they want lap dogs and cheerleaders. Lead by example, off the cliff!

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Post ID: @cr+1m2qmy4da

@ad if you want to get ahead, you have to give it! Make sure you stretch before and drink plenty of water!

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Post ID: @cq+1m2qmy4da

This has me laughing out loud. Entire thread great comments. It’s sad but true and don’t assume it’s just because we are not a traditional big tech company. I have a colleague at Apple, same playbook there. I guess once a company becomes a certain size this is the only way to be noticed at all. Your results are more talking the talk than walking the walk. Whereas at a small company I assume it would be more visible rather or not your contributions did anything at all. Thus a small team with large scope is more likely to see the real details of someone’s contributions. Strange world!

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Post ID: @aw+1m2qmy4da

Whoa!! If this is not my last 5 managers from the last 2 years collaborating on a post, nothing is. It must work because they are Rockstars!!!

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Post ID: @a7+1m2qmy4da

Yeah sad but true especially for someone like me who just got things done but wasn't a bootlicker.

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Post ID: @a6+1m2qmy4da

One more rule:

6- Be a jack of all trades and a master of none. Get a superficial overview of many specialties especially the ones that are popular at the moment. Don't spend valuable time gaining in-depth knowledge in any of them! You can always find someone with that expertise and leverage them. Quantity of subjects you're superficially acquainted with over quality in-depth knowledge applies here also. This dovetails with rules 2 & 3 above.

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Post ID: @a5+1m2qmy4da

@a1 This was crafted by an actual human being! It was inspired by the post below whose author believed was surprised that good work wasn't recognized and doesn't offer protection from layoffs.

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Post ID: @a4+1m2qmy4da

Oops! I forgot one of the most important rules:

5- Be a yes-man (or woman or person): Never contradict your boss or any of the higher ups not even in private and master the art of vague answers if you're uncomfortable agreeing with an inane idea.

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Post ID: @a3+1m2qmy4da

Worked in corporate america for 40 years - you nailed it.

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Post ID: @a2+1m2qmy4da

OK capt. obvious ! AI Slop

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