https://www.theregister.com/virtualization/2026/09/01/if-hardware-price-squeezes-make-you-sad-vmware-says-it-will-all-end-in-tiers/5293575
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All DRAM content will be drained and sent to Hock for him to better understand how to F his customers just that much more.
Sign me up for high DRAM prices!
What, a newly engineered idea performance thingy advancement??
And here I thought we just soaked customers now, and were done making stuff
Tier number 1 is Hock. Everyone else is in tears.
F Hock