C'mon you guys. The posts here are just dreadfully boring lately!
It used to be that someone would post a rumor, and bam! It came true! The leak has been plugged it seems.
Anyways, just wanted to let everyone know how much you've let me down.
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Footprints offshore ........
Glad you asked. I hate RTO because it has proven to be a complete waste of my time and money. I do not make meaningless connections outside of work either, why on earth would I come here to talk to (most of) you? You all have no personality lol. All I hear in the office is just regurgitating Twitter trending topics lol. Either that or someone wants to tell me his or her pronouns of the week or how oppressed they are and wave their government issued flags around lolol yall pathetic af!
What’s your thoughts on RTO? 3….2….1…… waste time!
We are all losing hope and the collective morale of this dumpster company is tanked. Humor is gone, unlikely to return
The last two days the forum board is flooded with messages about people losing their job in tech, and worrying thoughts of others waiting for another show to drop, and that isn’t amusing enough for you? You are such a douche.
I never had any dirt to begin with but now I can’t sleep knowing you are out there in the cold, dark, lonely night feeling so let down that you now permanently look like Pu-s from Shrek when he makes the big eyes and wrings his hat in sadness with his little kitty paws and all I can think of is you coming back and checking on your post to see if anyone replied but you can’t get to the link fast enough due to the cold tears falling into your ears while you lie in bed scrolling through the layoff, only to finally see this post and for a moment you have high hopes of a juicy tidbit of dirty, dirty gossip about layoffs with details of numbers and locations and maybe some random fact that confirms this informant knows what they’re talking about but alas you’ve reached the end here and now realize it was all in vein because I have no info but would love to tell you a tale that I was getting coffee when SVB walked by and said he had to grab something off the printer but Chris came speed walking around the corner, crashing right into Saul to which i took the opportunity to go to the printer while he turned to go to the restroom while cussing under his breath and found a photoshopped pic of him and angelina swinging from a vine like tarzan and jane. i digress. under it, were plans to expand our footprint in…
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